Abelfastmum is listening to waves crashing on to a beach.
Abelfastmum is too hot.
Abelfastmum is burying her feet in the sand.
Abelfastmum is spending a lot of time in the pool.
But…
Abelfastmum is also spending a disproportionate amount of time slathering the kids in factor 50, watching them constantly to make sure they don’t drown, hovering over the cruising baby to stop her cracking her head off the tiles, rinsing sand off dummies, and pretending to be a shark/crocodile/mermaid in said pool to entertain Little B.
See you when we get back….